А я бы попробовал примерно так:
Professor, throw your bicycle glasses to hell!
The story of my time and myself I will tell.
Хотя вторая строчка нехороша...
А вот, нашёл такой перевод (The bedbug and Selected poetry, translated by Max Hayward and George Reavey. Meridian Books, New York, 1960):
Professor,
take off your bicycle glasses!
I myself will expound
those times
and myself.